

Earth's Unfortunate FuturePlease join Rob Robertson on his trek to work.Earth's Unfortunate Future
‘Wow, it’s really hot today,’ thought Rob as he walked down the sidewalk to work. His shoes were feeling muggy against his feet and the soles were sticking to the black tar beneath them. He suddenly started to sweat and his overcoat became a tremendous burden. He was not looking forward to going to work in the plant for an entire day. What he needed was a long, cool bath, but it was nowhere to be found for another eight hours.
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That's right, Christmas is approaching, and the question you have to ask yourself is this: Will you even be alive? Why spend all that money on presents, when you'll be taking a dirt nap my friend? Now, stop looking around for my ninjas and work on edutainment!!!
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Oh! The humanity!
"That wasn't me." "Then who was it?" "...Gnomes."
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give Medusa more *HUGS*
Make Someone Happy!
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